The True Noodle
are you gay?
straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
gay people: hella
pan/bi/poly people: ish?
are you straight?
straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
gay people: nah
pan/bi/poly people: ish?
happy-vintage:


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silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

#whats next#bronal sex?#bronetration?#brorgasm?#oh yeah bro. u just hit my brostate. i love how ur brock feels in my assbrole

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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We know what sine looks like. It looks like sine. It starts at the origin and goes lumpity-lumpity-lumpity-lumpity.
Calc two prof (via mywaytoburn)
theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins
itsvondell:

Big Sexy

itsvondell:

Big Sexy

bisexualclara:

theladyserket:

today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.

#*comes out of the shadows rhythmically snapping*

mathematician: hey, hot stuff. we should be bijective
hot stuff: huh?
mathematician: 1-to-1 and onto each other