The True Noodle
harshwhimsy:


Oldest known picture of a sneeze – 1902

im laughin so fuckin hard
can you imagine how upset literally everybody in that room musta been after this happened
it took a long time to take photographs back then i bet there was a collective of nothin but sighing echoing through the room

harshwhimsy:

Oldest known picture of a sneeze – 1902

im laughin so fuckin hard

can you imagine how upset literally everybody in that room musta been after this happened

it took a long time to take photographs back then i bet there was a collective of nothin but sighing echoing through the room

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

magneito:

reblog if misogyny and the wage gap are ruining your chill aesthetic  

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy
“Oh fuck, he was going to lose his ass cherry to a tree, and he was fucking loving it.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy

“Oh fuck, he was going to lose his ass cherry to a tree, and he was fucking loving it.”

youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

elefseus:

i love this dumb turtledove like you have an entire backyard where you could find stationary shade but no you decide to chill out in the tiny spot of shade cast by the birdfeeder which moves so quickly that you have to get up every ten minutes why did you make this decision why do you make this decision every day

sonicomod:

foreveralone-lyguy:

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

look at its haircut haha nerd

sonicomod:

foreveralone-lyguy:

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

look at its haircut haha nerd

abellaxxx:

Lmao lmao lmao

abellaxxx:

Lmao lmao lmao